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The Longest Walk..

2009-07-04T08:15:00.000-07:00

I walk through the mists of time,
wander into the shallow forests of mime,
all i see is men eaten by time,
whats in ma mind potrays a riddled rhyme,
its the sun that shines, never the moon that grabs the applause,
im sent for a few causes,
violence isn't the reason i obtain silent applauses,
the gods r leading my shadowy forces,
ghosts march towards the hell's very own gates,
i get into a few states of sanity,
makes me drown in the sea of vanity,
i just knock politely to find my sole enemy,
then why do they still fear dear old me,
im not involved politically that'll be my policy,
its literally blasphemy,
but they gotta trust me,
they can't feel what they see is coming,
the satan's laughing while the books claim he's cunning,
they just claim something and do nothing,
are they just faking the making of mankind,
giving humanity wrong perspectives on the teachings of the respectives...

~dahya~

Northorious - SungaiPetani

2009-03-25T21:40:00.000-07:00

Northorious- SungaiPetani (EP) Produced By MC V3key is out. Featured artists: Vassan, McV3key, Shark & Tackmatic..
The alb wuz completed in just 7days..

Track Listing:

1- Intro
2- Vadaku Maasi feat Tackmatic & Mc V3key
3- Buta.com feat Orang Panas
4- Kathal Letter feat S.Janaki, Jesudass
5- House Parthy 1986 feat Mc V3key, Cheang Wai
6- Nadakum Nadakathu feat Vassan
7- Thanni Tak Cukup feat Shark
8- Penn Mayam feat Mc V3key, JGen

LINK:
DOWNLOAD (Just Copy Paste Link On Browser):

http://www.mediafire.com/file/nj41my2mz0w/Northorious.rar
OR
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(Download Hosted By Mediafire)

To listen to the sample tracks:

Nadakum Nadakathu : http://www.imeem.com/people/SuhRxft/music/P9FonQz5/vassan-nadakum-nadakathu/

Thanni Tak Cukup : http://www.imeem.com/people/SuhRxft/music/_H88w1fv/shark-thanni-tak-cukup/

**Approved by Mc V3key**
A post By: Nastypimp54 AKA Dahya

Kaspersky Anti-Virus Mobile Security 7.0 Full Version (Update 02.01.2009

2009-03-19T09:57:00.000-07:00

Kaspersky Anti-Virus Mobile Security 7.0 Full Version (Update 02.01.2009)

To fight against that malware, virus and stealth worm the labs of Kaspersky have reintroduced their famous anti-virus engine with a new outlook and an even advanced Anti-Theft feature. What the anti-theft feature does is pretty exciting to say the very least. Imagine this scenario, your phone is stolen, hijacked or lost and you have no clue as to where it is and who is using it and with which number.

DOWNLOAD (Copy Paste On Browser):
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A Lil Info On: Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen

2009-03-04T11:02:00.000-08:00

A Lil Info On Transformers 2

(I loved tha 1st One...Waitin eagerly 4 tha 2nd phase)

Release Date: June 26th, 2009 (USA)

Director: Michael Bay

Writer: Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, Ehren Kruger

Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Isabel Lucas, Rainn Wilson

Studio: DreamWorks Pictures

Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Official Site: transformersmovie.com

Official Trailer At Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=48979268810&oid=33698732705

Poster: Fallen & Optimus Prime

Kisse pyaar karoon Movie Torrent (Extreme Seeding)

2009-03-03T21:34:00.000-08:00

Cast
Arshad Warsi ... Siddharth
Aashish Chaudhary ... John
Yash Tonk ... Amit
Udita Goswami
Aarti Chhabria
Shweta Menon
Shakti Kapoor
Ashish Vidyarthi
Plot
Sidh [Arshad Warsi], John [Aashish Chowdhry], and Amit [Yash Tonk] are inseparable friends. Their life is full of fun, frolic and adventure. But sometime the destiny cannot fathom such smooth sail. Hence it introduces twists and turns to the happy goings, to usher in some trauma and some drama. So, enters Sheetal [Udita] with an evil design to usurp all the wealth of John. She entices him and John falls for her. She creates problems and hurdles in their friendship. Sidh and Amit realize her game and plan to foil the same. They decide to bring John back but John is in her full grip and refuses to budge. To save John, Sidh and Amit embark on an ambitious Save John Operation. Sheetal retaliates with full venom. Sidh and Amit without any ammunition fight back with all the weaknesses at their disposal. We enter the world of Chitty - Chitty Bang Bang.
The futile attempts, the timid attacks, the weak scheming, the daring retreats and the lucky escapes of antic afflicted Sidh and Amit coupled with the submissiveness and meekness of the henpecked John will definitely succeed in bringing down the roofs. Needless to say Aarti Chabria, Shweta Menon, Shakti Kapoor and Aashish Vidyarthi all board the fun train to make the journey funnier and funnier.

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European Street Racing (PC)

2009-03-02T11:14:00.000-08:00

European Street Racing

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IP Address Searcher 2.12

2009-03-02T11:13:00.000-08:00

IP Address Searcher 2.12

IP Address Searcher is a powerful IP Address Search tool that helps you to search IP address, list all IP Address on your network, ping a host, trace IP, get MAC information, search a ip geographic location.IP Address Searcher 2.12 supports different languages (including English). It works with Windows 98/XP/Vista.

download:
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Instruction :-

1) Open it with Winrar.
2) Winrar Password : warezscene.org
3) Enjoy

PDF To Word Converter 3.0

2009-03-02T11:11:00.000-08:00

PDF To Word Converter 3.0

PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software exports the text, images and other contents from any PDF document into MS Word document format (RTF or Word), so you can edit and reuse your PDF content. PDF2Word (PDF to Word) preserves the original PDF text, layout and bitmap images in the generated Word document.

PDF2Word (PDF to Word) software is a standalone program and does not require Microsoft Word, Adobe Acrobat, or even Acrobat Reader.

PDF to Word/RTF Features and Interface
Convert PDF files into Microsoft Word documents;
Batch PDF to Word conversion - convert multiple documents at once;
Standalone software, MS Word, Adobe Acrobat and Reader NOT required!
Support Command Line Operation (for manual use or inclusion in scripts);
Support Win98/ME/NT/2000/XP/2003/Vista platforms;

Automatically resize PDF page to fit your required Word page size;
Accurately preserve text, pictures, and layout of the original PDF;
PDF to Word is easy to use;
Support multiple documents conversion (Batch Processing);
Support drag and drop PDF files for conversion;
Support PDF1.6 file format (formerly supported only by Adobe Acrobat 7.0);
Converted files can be automatically loaded immediately after conversion is complete;
Support page range conversion (all, from-to, individual pages);
Support English, French, German, Italian, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, etc. languages;
Support deletion of graphics and pictures from the generated Word document;
Support encrypted PDF file conversion;
Five reconstruction modes for PDF to Word conversion;
Convert PDF file to flowing MS Word document without text boxes

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Instruction :-

1) Open it with Winrar.
2) Winrar Password : waz-warez.org

3) Enjoy

YoutubePick 1.7.3

2009-03-02T11:10:00.000-08:00

YoutubePick 1.7.3

YoutubePick is a solution to download youtube videos. With YoutubePick "downloading + converting" one-step solution, you could easily download youtube videos to your iPod, PSP, 3GP Mobile Phone or just watch them with Windows Media Player.
Key Features
One step to download youtube video - One step to download flv files from youtube and convert them to popular media formats
Support popular output formats -
1) Convert youtube video to iPod
2) Convert youtube video to MP4
3) Convert youtube video to 3GP Mobile Phone
4) Convert youtube video to PSP
5) Convert youtube video to AVI,WMV and watch them offline
Multiple download methods -
1) It allows you to drag the video link to "Drag Zone" directly.
2) You can just copy the url to clipboard to pop up a "New Task" window.
3) You can add a new task directly
Download:
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Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour 200 Maps

2009-03-02T11:09:00.000-08:00

Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour 200 Maps

Format : Maps | rar | 200MB
General Zero Hour Maps 2 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 3 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 4 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 5 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 6 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 7 Players
General Zero Hour Maps 8 Players
General Zero Hour Maps Defferent Player
General Zero Hour Mods
General Zero Hour Shellmaps
General Zero Hour Utilities

Download Free Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour 200 Maps
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Corel Photo Album v6.31

2009-03-02T11:08:00.000-08:00

Corel Photo Album v6.31

Organize, enhance, share and protect your digital photos with a few simple clicks. Corel Photo Album 6 - automatically takes care of common tasks like downloading and organizing images, giving you more time to enjoy and capture your life.

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SMS Sender 3.0.0.1

2009-03-02T11:05:00.000-08:00

SMS Sender 3.0.0.1

With this software you can send your SMS to one or more destination. M.W. SMS Sender allows also to easily create and manage your contact lists and to send instant SMS messages to your lists.

With M.W. SMS Sender, it’s possible to do all what you can do with a mobile phone and with a best price. Send to a friend, to a group, send a lot of SMS messages, list creation and management, personalize the SMS sender name or number.. all these features in a very attractive, nice and simple user interface.

Either you are a particular or professional, M.W. SMS Sender is the ideal tool for your communication.

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or

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Computer Security Basics(eBook)

2009-02-17T10:50:00.000-08:00

* Paperback: 310 pages
* Publisher: O’Reilly Media, Inc.; 2 edition (June 13, 2006)
* Language: English
* ISBN-10: 0596006691
* ISBN-13: 978-0596006693

The new edition builds on the well-established principles developed in the original edition and thoroughly updates that core knowledge. For anyone involved with computer security, including security administrators, system administrators, developers, and IT managers, Computer Security Basics 2nd Edition offers a clear overview of the security concepts you need to know, including access controls, malicious software, security policy, cryptography, biometrics, as well as government regulations and standards

Download:
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Networking With MS Windows Vista 2008

2009-02-13T10:27:00.000-08:00

Networking With MS Windows Vista 2008

550 Pages - Adobe PDF

Your Guide to Easy and Secure Windows Vista Networking is a complete
beginner’s guide to creating, configuring, administering, and using a small
network using Windows Vista computers.

Inside you will find comprehensive coverage of networking hardware, including
Ethernet (wired) hardware (from NICs to cables to switches to routers) and
wireless Hardware–from wireless NICs to access points to range extenders.

Size: 15.27MB

download....

http://rapidshare.com/files/148408056/Networking_with__MS_Windows_Vista.rar

Instruction :-

1) Open it with Winrar.
2) Winrar Password :www.forum.ddlportal.org
3) Enjoy

Mercenaries 2: World In Flames

2009-02-12T20:50:00.000-08:00

Download:

www.gamespot.com/pc/action/mercenaries2worldinflames/index.html

or

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Nero 8.3.2.1 Ultra

2009-02-12T20:23:00.001-08:00

Nero 8 Ultra Edition, the newest version of the world’s best-selling multimedia suite, brings the digital world to your PC. Now it’s easy to organize and manage all your multimedia files, as well as create and edit new digital content. Nero’s sleek design and user-friendly tools make completing projects fun and enjoyable.

Downloads ink .....

http://rapidshare.com/files/126026692/Nero_8.3.2. _Ultra_Edition_incl_Installer_Serials_Patcher.part1.rar

Enjoyy!!

Call Of Duty 4-Razor1911 free download link.

2009-02-10T09:43:00.001-08:00

Minimum requirements:
CPU: Intel ® Pentium ® 4 2.4 GHz or AMD ® Athlon ™ 64 2800 + processor or any 1.8Ghz Dual Core Processor or better supported
RAM: 512MB RAM (768MB for Windows Vista)
Harddrive: 8GB of free hard drive space
Video card (generic): NVIDIA ® Geforce ™ 6600 or better or ATI Radeon ® ® 9800Pro or better

Recommended:
CPU: 2.4 GHz dual core or better is recommended
RAM: 1GB for XP; 2GB for Vista is recommended
Harddrive: 8GB of free hard drive space
Video card: 3.0 Shader Support recommended. Nvidia Geforce 7800 or better or ATI Radeon X1800 or better

Install Notes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. Extract RARs
2. Mount or Burn iso
3. Install
4. Use serial
5. Copy Crack over original files

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Watch Naan Kadavul Online | Naan Kadavul (2009) Online | Download Naan Kadavul

2009-02-10T09:36:00.000-08:00

Naan Kadavul Movie Download Free link.

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FIFA 09 (PSP)

2009-02-05T16:36:00.000-08:00

FIFA 09 on the PSP system brings a realistic soccer experience to your handheld. Powered by an overhauled animation system and all-new collision system—representing the biggest innovations to the game engine in four years—FIFA 09 delivers more responsive, intelligent and realistic physical action.

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Instruction :-

1) Open it with Winrar.
2) Winrar Password : hako
3) Enjoy

Recent Attack In Mumbai..

2008-12-02T11:23:00.000-08:00

Lets Pray For Their Souls

Merciless, Cruel, Cold blooded.. How could an attack of this kind occur in India, where has all the teachings of ghandi (ghandism) gone.. The world today is obviously fast paced, where is it heading the only answer = Towards money indeed. What could be the motive of such a cruel attack?? Eventough there might be a thousand reasons to me the only possible reason i could think is money.. To me there isn't a big difference between the terrorists and parents these days coz both of them work for money..Terrorists forget their country while, parents forget their children (Not all of them to be included but, most of them). Well nothing much to say or think bout these people ain't nothing gonna change unless, they start to think.

I wish to express my deepest condolences to the families of the attack victims.

May their souls rest in peace.

Wishin all ma indian fwenz Happy Diwali..

2008-11-02T22:32:00.000-08:00

Wuz kinda busy wid ma diwali celeb..Now imma back..Will hit u guyz wid sum interestin' posts soon...

Lemme Put A Smile On That Face.

2008-10-01T11:38:00.000-07:00

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.
The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?" He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not youA teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?""OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Analysis of the ''F'' Word

2008-09-24T10:02:00.000-07:00

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “fuck”. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked John) and intransitive (John was fucked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, fuck, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “fuck.”
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- “What the fuck are you doing here?”
2) Fraud -- “I got fucked by the car dealer.”
3) Resignation -- “Oh, fuck it!”
4) Trouble -- “I guess I'm fucked now.”
5) Aggression -- “FUCK YOU!”
6) Disgust -- “Fuck me.”
7) Confusion -- “What the fuck...?”
8) Difficulty -- “I don't understand this fucking business!”
9) Despair -- “Fucked again....”
10) Pleasure -- “I fucking couldn't be happier.”
11) Displeasure -- “What the fuck is going on here?”
12) Lost -- “Where the fuck are we?”
13) Disbelief -- “UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!”
14) Retaliation -- “Up your fucking ass!”
15) Denial -- “I didn't fucking do it.”
16) Perplexity -- “I know fuck-all about it.”
17) Apathy -- “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
18) Greetings -- “How the fuck are ya?”
19) Suspicion -- “Who the fuck are you?”
20) Panic -- “Let's get the fuck out of here.”
21) Directions -- “Fuck off.”
22) Awe -- “How the fuck did you do that?”
It can be used in an anatomical description --
“He's a fucking asshole.” It can be used to tell time -
- “It's five fucking thirty.” It can be used in business -
- “How did I wind up with this fucking job?” It can be maternal -
- “Motherfucker.” It can be political -- “Fuck Clinton!”
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the fuck was that?” -- Mayor of Hiroshima
“Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” -- General Custer
“That's not a real fucking gun, is it?” -- John Lennon
“Who's gonna fucking find out?” -- Richard Nixon
“Why the fuck did that apple hit me?” -- Issac Newton
“Heads are going to fucking roll.” -- Marie Antoinette
“I could have used a fucking map.” -- Ulysses
“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?” -- Captain of the Titanic
“Any fucking idiot could understand that.” -- Albert Einstein
“It DOES SO fucking look like her!” -- Picasso
“Okay, I know... we'll build this BIG fucking wall to keep them out.” -- Emperor of the Ch'in Dynasty
“I can't believe I just fucking said that.” -- Patrick Henry
“Fucking backstabbers!” -- Julius Caesar
“You want what on the fucking ceiling?” -- Michelangelo
“Fellatio is not fucking!” -- Bill Clinton
“Where is that fucking pizza guy?” -- Elvis
“Why? Because its fucking there!” -- Sir Edmund Hilary
“I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?” -- Joan of Arc
“Scattered fucking showers my ass.” -- Noah

Tale Of Some Dumb S***aNJ^A Residents Who Protested...

2008-09-23T02:14:00.000-07:00

Now here's the tale of a bunch of M*R**S who protested against the LRT project of ***N*J^^a. Whats wrong with this people why protest 4 something thats gonna benefit everyone. With the LRT it would be more easy to travel and its cost savin plus an escape from tha jam. If this Mo*O*S are so concerned they should consider others who could benefit 4m tha LRT. This rich MoTh^8F*^^E&s who own 2-3 cars in their house by their easy robbed OOPS!! earned money wouldn't know the needs of tha ppal who needs the LRT.. Com'on ppal tha LRT aint goNNa KiLL Ya KIds Coz ITz AutO NoT LiKE u fOOLs who drive recklessly. U GUYZ aRE CerTainLy A BuNCH of MoRonZ..ThinK bOUT oThers..

Shankar & Rajnikanth's Robo Shooting Starts..

2008-09-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

The most anticipated movie after Shivaji, Robo (Einthiran) shooting had begun on tha 8th of september..Well another rajini movie, but this time with Aishwarya opposite him...Lets hope 4 some difference...

Port Klang Fishing Trip..

2008-08-16T21:37:00.000-07:00

Fishin Trip

Pot Klan, hehehe..Went there yesterday bout 11 somethin.. A Majority of malayz there..Nice place to visit at the night..I went there with anotha 4 of ma frenz...It wuz actually a fishing trip that had become a photography session..The number of picz that we snapped were unlimited..

No lar 50 something..There wuz a moto show there but the ryderz wuznt slyc like tha KL ryderz...The sea wuz kinda dirty with so many of wet and slippery boulderz (With lotsa ratz which i think comes out from tha holez in between tha boulderz..Yuaxx!!! RATTT!!!)..I didnt go close coz the boulderz wuz slippery and i felt uncomfortable with tha presence of tha lil' irritating RATZ!! and not to forget tha cockroaches..Creepy..Two of ma fwenz were supposed to be professional fishers turned to be clownz when tha fishez fooled em'...Wow tha shipz there were so nice to watch at tha night (What a scenery)..They started to fish around 11.30 they got fed up of waitin and quit at 12.40 somethin'..After fishin we were wandering around takin pictaz..That wuz nearly 1 1/2 hourz..The shopz there seem good with tha smell of shisha and seafood fillin' tha air...Many people were patiently waitin fo em' fishez..They were fully equipped..But i guess the fishez had fooled em too coz i saw em walkin back empty handed..Nuttin much to say bout this trip wuz just an ordinary fishin trip and a fun one also..Bout port klang: Overall itz tha best place for seafood and cockroach loverz...Would give this place a 7/10..

Singh Is Kinng (2008)

2008-08-12T11:35:00.000-07:00

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Lifecam NX-6000 (For Notebook), For sale.

2008-08-05T11:11:00.000-07:00

Lifecam NX-6000 (For Notebook), For sale.

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Movie : Subramaniapuram (2008)

2008-08-04T10:20:00.000-07:00

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2008-08-04T10:14:00.000-07:00

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Some cool desktop wallpapers..

2008-07-26T08:49:00.000-07:00

Below are some cool desktop wallpapers thanx to (rap-wallpapers.com)..Click on image (until it opens right click and set as desktop background..Enjoy!!!

Two Days In Port Dickson (Seremban)

2008-07-24T21:18:00.000-07:00

Gla, Gla, Gla... Wello..Port Dickson I've been there three times in my whole life (Wow that rhymes)..The first time i went there wuz wid ma whole family ma uncles,aunties, 2 of ma fav cousin brothaz and sistaz, Mom and dad, Ok that wuz fun coz all of us had our own bungalow wuz cool, I didnt have to cook coz i couldnt reach tha stove at that age..Hehehe..So all i had to do wuz just eat, eat and eat, could still remember when a crab caught hold the finger of ma aunty..I wuz laughin coz i tot it wuz a joke but ended up a...Hehehehe..Ok tha second time i wen to pd wuz wid two of ma fwenz two clowns ma pet brotha and sista, Wuz fun wid dis ppal around, even this time i didnt get tha chance to cook siva cooked but not bad i didnt puke (wuz expected to) but the food wuz fine..Ok this time there wuz a bit of tha supernatural hehehe..Didnt spook us out...No la actually we freaked out..When we were in tha room we felt sum movement outside tha room it wuz a two room apartment. The movement wuz in tha hall..But i wuz damn sleepy that i didnt bother to mind the ghost..Dozzed off..The next day we went crab catchin' wuz fun but all we caught wuz tiny little crabs.. We put'em in tha bottle along wid sum shellz (KERANG LAUT) i still have sum malay in me..That wuz fun..We put up in Marina Resorts and cruised back tha next day..Wuz a memorable trip..Yeah..But i couldnt get into tha sea coz i just got ma tattoo...That wuz a dissapointment..GRRR!!..Ok tha third trip..Wuz wid ma whole clan..Jesus it wuz all of us in one apartment (2 rooms) Ok ler.. This tym i had sum of cookin..It wuz fryin' to be accurate..This apartment wuz a seaview apartment too..K tha breeze i have to admit WOW!!.. I wrote down a lyric thanx to tha breeze..

This tym wuz a two day stay..Wuz a good trip as well..This wuz ma first trip wid da clan..Al of our trip b4 this wuz just to a few shoppin mallz..Hehehe..This time i went into tha water..But ma tattoo seem to be abit fadded i dont actually know whether it has fadded or ma eyez are playin me..Ok two days *poff* ended just like that..Actually we didn't have enuff..Perhaps would organize anotha trip sumwhere else for a longer duration..But i wuz bitten badly by sum kinda insect seaside..Until now imma scractin'..Damn itchy..Gosh..Two days ended cruised back..That wuz ma three PD experiences..Below is sum of ma pd pictaz..If u guyz wanna go PD here are sum places u guyz should check out to stay...Tanjung Sri Bayu, Marina Resort And Chorus Paradise..Kinda cheap and tha apartmentz are freaky fine...But if u wanna go there go on a friday night coz tha rates go high on Saturdays..K..Adioz, Chioz..

All Pictaz Takin Wid Ma N73..N73 alwayz ma choice..hehehe..

Put You On The Game (Game prod by Timbaland)

2008-07-24T21:00:00.000-07:00

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Dasavathaaram Divx Video Songs Download Links

2008-07-24T20:52:00.000-07:00

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3rd Party in love...Do they really solve problems??

2008-07-24T13:01:00.001-07:00

The answer is "NO"... Allowin' a third party to interfere with ur love issues is not a good idea to think of....Love?? How many people are allowed to play this game?? The answer is "TWO".. and only those "TWO" are permitted to make decisions. Most (Not all) of the people who are in a relationship thinks that major problems in their relationship could be solved by a 3rd party...But..Come On frenz why don't you have the same trust and faith on your Special ones ?? By allowing a third party into your "Personal" matters it might become more complicated AND what if you have a 3rd party (mostly frenz) who can't keep secrets?? That's it homie...Your personal issues would be "LIVE TELECASTED"....Relationship problems/issues are best discussed between the "TWO PLAYERS OF LOVE"...A 3rd party could help by: Spreading news bout your "Bad Relationship" that you had told him/her and promised to keep it a secret, well " Promises/Law are meant to be broke"....Don't ever share or "Copy-Paste" your personal/relationship issues to others (3rd party)...If you feel that a 3rd party is a "MUST" in sharing problems you might as well take a bus or a train to RTM/ASTRO/TV3 or even take a flight to CNN or BBC and "announce" your issue/problem to the world because when a 3rd party gets involved in a problem there would be an invincible: 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE WILL DA LIST END....its da amount of people "YOUR" problem would be shared without your knowledge (Its like a P2P application everyone gets to download your problems and share it with the world).....I hope that you guys don't misunderstand me....Love is fragile..Don't let a 3rd party throw stones or even launch a rocket on it...This might not be a good POST but i just want u guys to think...K Guys...Thanx 4 sparin' some time to read this POST by me (nastypimp54)...

I wAiTed For A BuS..I weNt Home..I WaiTeD FoR LoVE I WEnT StraighT To HELL!!

2008-07-24T13:00:00.000-07:00

Ma lecture:

Wait for a bus don't wait for love. That's what i would say to u ppl waiting for love . Cut dat bullshit. What makes you people think that da person you love would say "Yes". The chances are 50% or sometimes you would get a direct answer "No". If you get a "No" what would you people do?? Most people would hate love. Fuck U !. Itz da person you love not the love that died in ya heart. Alrite to you people who are still waiting for a "yes" just think practically what have you lost..Is love a worthy thing to wait? If it is then keep on waiting...Don't be surprised when the person you love introduces his/her lover to you....You would feel like a fool...You are!..Yes indeed..I ain't anti Love but i just couldn't stand people around me suffering because of love..Love hurts..Waiting for love Kills trust me...Wait for a good job, but don't waste time waiting for love..Think..
This ain't a good Blog but it represents pain and hate of waiting for love. I am sorry if i had hurt anyone out there..Sorry..I didn't mean it..

Am I Dead..

2008-07-24T12:57:00.001-07:00

Its actually an essay:

Yes I should be...
After all the betrayals i've faced,
Will I survive, will I die, only the lord knows,
People waiting to see their own kind bleed,
Something's wrong with the world but who cares,
Do u?
Ha.. Get ma point..
Corruption fills the air,
Who's da cause? Think,
Stop pointing fingers,
Admit your faults its time for a change,
U better die like a man than live like a coward,
Ain't u ashamed,
Stop putting the burden on the government,
You could change things,
You could clean your own mess,
Someone's watching watever you do,
Every action has its reaction,
Come on let's prove ourselfs,
We could stop if we wan't to,
We should stop THREE things for a clean country,
STOP vandalisme,
Its your own hard earned money that you're trying to destroy,
STOP corruption,
It affects our country's image very badly..Don't give outsiders a bad impression on us, Please don't be a factor of corruption,
STOP pointing fingers,
All of us have the habit,
Stop acting like a year 1 pupil,
The government is not good, This is not good, That's not good,Their fault,
Do you know how hard is it to run a government,
All you do is sit in a shop read the newspapers and give your idiotic comments,
I know its your paper and your money,
But stop it,
Think for yourself what @ who should be changed,
I know this blog is not going to change anything,
But just think of its contents.. You could make a change..

Weed Got Me Crazy

2008-07-24T12:55:00.000-07:00

Title does not suite tha topic but... no tym to name it so here u go:

"Teens these days?? Crazee"..You guys could expect those words from the mouth of toothless granny or grandpa. Teens are people who do what they feel is right from their point of view. We are teens. We know our limits, we don't need people telling us what's right and what's wrong. All we need is freedom. Age won't be coming back. We ain't gonna get drunk and get into trouble when we are 50..We ain't gonna go around F**kin B**ches when we are 60... We will take our responsibilities when we reach the age where we have people depending on us..For now let us live our lives...Teens are da future leaders....Let them taste life..For now F**k dicipline..
D-Unit

U Ain'T ShIT....

2008-07-24T12:53:00.000-07:00

Oww Ma First Post Gonna Be Kinda Rude..:(

"U ain't ain't and u ain't gonna be shit" don't ever let that phrase take control of ya mutha*uckin mind.....Coz once that phrase gets into ya mind u "ARE GONNA BE SHIT"...People tell u thousands of shit..If those mothafuckhaz can't do a shit they tell u that u ain't gonna be able to do it....imma tellin' ya fuc* em' all no matter who they are of how great they are....Everybody is born to be somebody someday...All u guyz gotta do is work hard and wait for tha right time to make ya way to tha top, coz when u at tha top tha people who told u shit is gonna be praisin' u like u god coz en' want somethin' from u...Thatz tha time you achieve and thatz when you would realize why were u born....Don't eva give up...U guyz ain't quitterz i noe that, u noe that....Ain't nobody gonna beat ya if ur straight into tha shit u doin....Keep Hustlin'...
A post for em' who feel like quittin'.....Belive in god belive in yaself...DatZ thA recipE of SuCCeSs..
From:
D-Unit
::nastypimp54::